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May 18th, 2011, 9:33 pm

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Reply Justjoey, May 18th, 2011, 9:33 pm

It sucks, but it'll get better. xDD I only like the first 2 panels. The rest can die.
STORY: ((PLEASE READ. SOME INFO IS LEFT OUT OF THE COMIC.))
As soon as I got home, I was alarmed by a loud thud against my window. It was Shelly, braces and all glaring at me, making it uncomfortable to breathe. "TURD." She yanked the door open with the collar of my shirt and chucked me onto the cold garage floor. She snapped at me while settling herself into the now emptied car seat. "I need the car, TURD!" no more words said, she recklessly scewed out of the driveway and off into the road, soon out of sight. I picked myself off from the floor and felt my nose sting. It was obviously bruised- maybe scraped and bleeding a little. Not even 3 seconds home and I get beat. That must be a record. I get up, no attempt to pick up my hat that launched itself off my head when I was thrown, and made my way to open the door up to the living room.
I go to my room. Why did it seem so empty? It doesn't matter. I dragged myself sluggishly to my bed before leaning forward to impact it with a cold hard bellyflop. A long sigh rushed out my lips as I configured what was happening. Why did I feel so bad all of a sudden? I shot my head up to feel a dence fluid in my pillow. As I thought. My nose was bleeding. Why do garage floors need to be so unforgiving?

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Reply OfficerJenny (Guest), May 18th, 2011, 9:39 pm

HYA!~
FACPLANT SUCCESS!
HI-FIVE! :D

ooooo, so he gets teh beetinz.
uuuuuu welly.

THESE POSES ARE DEEMED EPIC!

DOUBLE-BUBBLE HI-FIVE!!!!!

P.S. you sir, feel bad because teh love of your life is angry at you and you got him all beat up and stuff.
.......not that you feel any semblance of emotion.........turd..........

I'm feeling a dramatic apology coming on..........HI-FIVE!!!

P.S.friggin.S. I'm on yous page, stalkin yous comic. problem?

.....P.S.S.S....(I told you I stalk yous comik)......
k....so.....I just discovered that you draw hair about as good as I draw straight lines........and my lines are pretty friggin unnatural. I draw them and I'm like........'I should sell these'...

Reply xmissxspunkyx, May 18th, 2011, 9:48 pm

Haha poor face! :/

Reply filiasan, May 18th, 2011, 10:10 pm

She's ugly, right? Because he got all the looks (it was obvious, from the show).

Reply nijineko, May 18th, 2011, 10:39 pm

that scared me..

Reply D a r k S k y, May 19th, 2011, 12:05 am

lol SECOND PANEL N LAST PANEL IS EFFIN LOVE.
ur style is so adorable x3

Reply 1UP (Guest), May 19th, 2011, 3:08 am

Second panel FTW. :'D


I love this comic, and you. Srsly.

Reply KitsuneJess, May 19th, 2011, 5:45 am

xD Last Panel <3 But :C He left his hat outside? Oh nu.

Reply BB-kun (Guest), May 19th, 2011, 6:27 am

Rude much?
HEY SHELLY.
Nice to see you too!
NOT.
garage floors are indeed unforgivable.
That damn thing scraped my knee very many times last summer.

Reply TinTinTio (Guest), May 19th, 2011, 6:30 am

Huh.
Very nice Stanley.
First Shelly faceplanted you into the garage floor, then you faceplanted yourself in your bed.
:D

I might even have to give you a cookie for that...

Reply AerialPenguin, May 19th, 2011, 12:09 pm

TURD! D:<
pfft.

Reply Justjoey, May 22nd, 2011, 2:20 pm

replieslol @OfficerJenny- LOL QWQ //highfive<3 mhmhm. LSFKSDF THANK YOU. QAQ I have fun drawing poses hurhur. //DOUBLEBUBBLEHIGHFIVEE<3 yessir, please do! T u r d. YEESS. //notherhighfive.<3
LOL no problem officer. ;u; JFNSDKF xDDD thankyou qwq
@xmissxpunkyx- ikr? DD: he needs a kiss to make it better. //summons Kyle >u>
@filiasan- mhm, yes he did xD
@nijineko- LMAO >x'DD
@D a r k S k y- SHDFJKSDF thank yoouu!! qwq <333
@1UP- LOL QWQ thank you so much QAQ <33
@KitsuneJess- xDD mhm yes he did QAQ</3
@BB-kun- LOL ikr? xDDD sdfkndsf ohmy ;n;
@TinTinTio- xDD yes! Faceplants galore! /ouo/
@AerialPenguin- LOL xD

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